TEDDY
See? If you're not showing off
you're getting into trouble. You
boys better take care of yourselves.
You can bounce back now, but wait'll
you're twenty-seven, twenty-eight.
Ask Al.
AL
It's brutal.
See? If you're not showing off
you're getting into trouble. You
boys better take care of yourselves.
You can bounce back now, but wait'll
you're twenty-seven, twenty-eight.
Ask Al.
AL
It's brutal.
They fake a sexual act outside the
door as they slam their bodies against
it. They try desperately not to laugh
out loud.
Jack slams himself too hard. He recoils
and laughs quietly.
JACK
Ow! I hit my funny bone. Ow -- oh God
-- you're making me crazy ...
Jack motions for Al to say something ...
anything.
AL
Oh, Jack ... I don't know what to say.
They break into quiet laughter.
AL
Let's go to my place and ... and ...
JACK
(Whispering)
Say Something!
AL
And wash our hair.
They burst out loud, clutching each
other.
JACK
Oh, baby, yeah, you can wash my hair!
They laugh uncontrollably and dash
from the men's room.
door as they slam their bodies against
it. They try desperately not to laugh
out loud.
Jack slams himself too hard. He recoils
and laughs quietly.
JACK
Ow! I hit my funny bone. Ow -- oh God
-- you're making me crazy ...
Jack motions for Al to say something ...
anything.
AL
Oh, Jack ... I don't know what to say.
They break into quiet laughter.
AL
Let's go to my place and ... and ...
JACK
(Whispering)
Say Something!
AL
And wash our hair.
They burst out loud, clutching each
other.
JACK
Oh, baby, yeah, you can wash my hair!
They laugh uncontrollably and dash
from the men's room.
